Writer figures out Han v Greedo controversy from new Star Wars poster

11/5/15 1:57 PM | by

Writer figures out Han v Greedo controversy from new Star Wars poster

A Washington Examiner writer was able to piece together a conclusion on the eternal question of who shot first, Han or Greedo, by the latest Star Wars poster released.

“How do we know Han shot first? Because his trigger discipline is for shit. Prob didn’t even mean to shoot Greedo,” posted T. Becket Adams, a commentary writer for the Washington Examiner.

We think Han was framed. I mean have you ever seen the Mos Eisley Cantina? That place is sketchy all day. Gotta step over sliced off arms just to get to the droids you aren’t looking for.

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